Well, yeah. If they’re all dead, there’ll be no one to expel! /s

Just throw the PokéRap on repeat again. It’ll come back to you in no time.

It figures that the one time Detect Mimic really was a false positive, she got a C textbook out of it.

Investing in actual education infrastructure won’t get VC techbros their yachts, though.

Didn’t Apartheid Lonnie refuse to pay rent for the office space for a while there? Did that ever get resolved or is he still defaulting on the rent?

I could never get through the 2nd ostrich riding sequence in the 2nd level as a kid. The rest of the game was fine, though, once I used the level select to skip ahead. Turns out, it was because my eyesight was shit and I couldn’t even see the correct obstacles on screen (I was trying to avoid the branches, but no it was pink hippos and bird nests the whole time, so my timing on the double jumps was always off). Replaying the game a couple years back when Disney re-released it alongside Aladdin, I found it still tricky, but doable.

Why is Israel in quotes? I thought it was a translation artifact at first, but no other country in the article is in quotes.

That said, good on Colombia.