Try it a few times, his laptop catches fire.
Futility is resistant
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TeamAssimilation@infosec.pubto Technology@lemmy.world•Apple shipped five plane-loads of iPhones and other products in three days to beat US tariff deadlineEnglish0·4 days agoWow. Aren’t we Mexicans inventive?
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pubto Technology@lemmy.world•Apple shipped five plane-loads of iPhones and other products in three days to beat US tariff deadlineEnglish0·4 days agoApple has teased with making the iPhone-as-a-service, meaning you lease it instead of owning it. The tariffs might give it the pretext it needed to go ahead with the idea, because the alternative would be sacrificing some of its abundant profit margins.
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pubto Technology@lemmy.world•China Just Turned Off U.S. Supplies Of Minerals Critical For Defense & CleantechEnglish0·4 days agoYou joke, but Russia is a better replacement for China than Ukraine. The territory is bigger, which means more resources, and instead of giving them aid USA can buy raw material cheap because they need money.
At least that’s the strategy I’d expect from your current administration, since everything is laser-focused on very short term profit.
Ligma balls ha ha ha (gets fired)
Seriously, Ligma’s one of the most unfortunate names for a professional product since Cockroach Database or Coq.
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pubto Technology@lemmy.world•Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders over tariff concernsEnglish0·7 days agoI would never had imagined that in my lifetime I’d see gringos reverse-smuggling game consoles from Mexico. I guess you could smuggle them from Canada too, but Mexico has always smuggled merch from USA. We even have a term for it: “fayuca”.
The lucky ones that live near the border can cross, shop switches 2 at non-orange prices, open them and smuggle the back as personal devices.
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pubto Technology@lemmy.world•An AI avatar tried to argue a case before a New York court. The judges weren't having it.English0·7 days agoGuess they will start teaching vtubing in high school then.
Tell me you’re a NRA fan without telling me you’re a NRA fan.
It was one of the jailbreaks, LLMs are just too eager to help.
Because most people are not online while pooping, right?
Right?
It’s not that great anyway. Your local toilet will surreptitiously grab and analyze your poop, dispose of it so you don’t need to flush, and have the remote toilet extrude an identical copy someone else has to flush.
The World Eater swiftly put in its humble place by the Cheese Eater.
Lavos really likes when Crono, out of curiosity, uses that one bucket at the End of Time.
Newsflash: felines stink, the bigger they are the more they do. A big furry wouldn’t have a problem with body odor even in the scale of RMS’s.
And utterly ineffective too. It’s not in the medicinal level of even a humble aspirin.
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pubto Technology@lemmy.world•Apple Offers Apps With Ties to Chinese Military.English0·12 days agoTBH Apple is closed mainly because it makes them boatloads of money, not because of security. It could still be open and responsible.
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pubto Technology@lemmy.world•Have I Been Pwned owner, pwned.English0·16 days agoDon’t blame him, they had that bias because we’re friends, and I would be perfect if not for my excessive modesty.
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pubto Technology@lemmy.world•Plex is increasing Plex Pass prices and paywalling remote playback for personal media at $1.99/month or $19.99/year.English0·24 days agoTBH Plex is years ahead on maturity, their dev team is excellent, unfortunately it seems like enshittification has begun for them.
Support Jellyfin not because it’s better, but because it’s open source and it puts users and tech first. Don’t expect it to beat Plex’s performance, quality, or cross-platform availability yet, but expect it to become better as more people donate or get involved.
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pubto Technology@lemmy.world•We all deserve better than thisEnglish0·1 month agoThis is what I got from the article as well. Jesus, buy a previous gen GPU and fiddle a bit with your graphic settings, it’s just games, not life or death.
This is scandalous! We were supposed to get a different kind of fraud!
They even probably worked better than real AI, the shame!