See, here’s how it is-

The movies suck ass. BUT the story still continues. And it continues in a way that I personally am liking so far. The new Ahsoka show, the mandalorian, etc. have worked out pretty fine. So I you want to be invested in the franchise (I would recommend this), then try watching the sequels.

The prequels for example imo sucked-ish too. It’s the surrounding story and shows that made them a lot cooler (the clone wars especially).

Haha yeah ofc ofc. It’s just uk… a fantasy…

Basically, I have a crush on this fellow from a comic I really like.

Might happen if you loosen the hair colour or tatoos criteria.

Really? I always figured that throuples were very rare (where all partners love each other equally without there being a “main couple” dynamic). Like… How do you even go around dating for a “throuple”?

Sigh… Another thing I really doubt I’ll ever get- a throuple of myself, a femboy and a tattooed anarchist punk with green hair, who’s just rlly cooooool.

🙄

Enemas suck. They ruin your gut microbiome and are just unnecessary.

Just clean your colon. Dicks aren’t 3 metres in length.

W dad

What’s ❄️

Why are good dads so goddamn rare??? Almost all dads I’ve seen around me have always been assholes. Just sad.

Fuck your ex BF. What a pos human being ugh.

Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

Nah not that deep. I was approaching it from the gay angle. (I’m gay). So it was the ironic “girls no kiss, boys kiss kiss kiss”. Just a shitpost comment lol

Also, female = cute, but not kiss. Boy = cute, kiss kiss kiss

Ok, this Jesus guy looks really likeable, huh.

(Except for the part where he caresses the Pope’s bald head for some reason).

Ur pfp looks like a dick pic

Awww thanks <333

Naah for some reason I find it incredibly disgusting. Instead, I scream till it gets out.

You got me for 0.4201 seconds

1. If the civilization that discovers it is more advanced than 20th century humanity, then no. They would know their purpose.
2. If it’s not as technologically advanced, the it’s possible I suppose

Nah they’ll say “your the dumb fuck”

Are you really Obamna?