Now I can’t unsee it. 🤔

We need to remember the mistakes of the past, lest we are bound to repeat them. Or, something like that… 😂

She’s my brown-eyed girl.

He made the mistake of looking at her brown eye.

You could, but you would be pissing in the wind asking.

Agreed. It’s a great printer, but usually runs around $299, so it’s $100 out of their price range.

What more can you say about a man who lets cats with silicone implants have sex with him?