Zoidsberg

You made my eye twitch.

Are you suggesting Trump is coming to take our chickens?

What about Android? I don’t see dark mode in options.

Sentience is hell

Less than half, that actually surprises me. I honestly assume most people I meet online are Yanks.

And I forgot it in another dream

accidentally

Right.

(We know when you make the) sacrifice to come to church that you will be blessed. We know that at church (you will find god blah blah…)

There was awhile where instagram was feeding me this ad nonstop, I must have been sinning extra hard that week.

Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

Why does this keep happening

Good news! We’ve invented the torment nexus

The first thing I do when Return of the King ends is put on Fellowship of the Ring.

I like your glasses.

I’m afraid they’re not for sale.

Dead.

I want a lamp that fades on as an alarm in the morning, and doesn’t require an internet connection. What options do I have?