I heard that episode before. Its good stuff. Unfortunately reality includes other people. Today, Sunday, I was driving from the local park to the house with all my kids onboard. The road starts as a 30mph and a minivan was following very closely behind my bumper. The road changes idiotically to a 25mph zone. So I slow down. Its 25 everywhere… Painted on the floor and on a blinking speedometer sign showing your speed and the required 25mph. The van start almost kissing my bumper. I make my left turn into our street and as I’m making the turn the guy honks and steps on it. Those people need to be bus riders. They are dangerous.

We should work on separated bike paths to narrow down the street.

I would prefer to be judged by a person. I truly hate cars but here in the general Seattle area if you don’t have a car you just can’t function. So, say you are late to work every day but you blow thru every intersection to get to work not too late, just late. That’s obviously a you problem and one day it will be someone getting hit by you and you end up in jail. But if you’re just a random person or a visitor to the city, you’ll get a ticket by surprise one day.

I though to cross post here because it talks about Bluetooth tracking of people.

If my computer could run faster it would catch up with my refrigerator.

I’d go for the holy cracker a few times over if she was giving it lol. Nah! Fuck church!

Clippie coming right up!

Google meet Zune!

In my day you had to turn the knob. I made a geared motor adapter to change the channel remotely. DIY when I was 10.

I saw a tree with s few broken branches. Yeah a Christmas tree from last year. Could it run for CEO? I asked if he could please insult a minority group and it said nothing. I asked if he could share secrets and also nothing. It is perfect for the job! It used to be green and it would appreciate some green $$ just like a CEO.

Maybe they should try the Elon way and fire everyone.

Are you a researcher? Cuz you gotta tell me you are a researcher! Right?

I’m.on Lemmy and mastodon. Anything else is pure sarcasm. I sarcastically browse for TV’s on Amazon. But will I buy? No. All have spyware on them, so no. I wouldn’t touch meta with a 300ft pole.

Or meta because its better? Like getting run over by a small car instead of a bus.

Trigra masapara tubi top top tubi

For the longest time I through those were the words. I barely spoke any English then. The 80’s and 90’s are a slight blur. Please don’t send me to Guantanamo.

How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?

And I care zero about ever purchasing those things.

And this one too!

https://tube-arts-lettres-sciences-humaines.apps.education.fr/w/kSeDTThEFpsWenUogE2AzJ

This was an interesting watch:

https://diode.zone/w/qNaoh69x1B6J9CsSsXvqUK

That would be hilarious!