Africa woke AF with them child soldiers.

Twat.

Don’t hear this one nearly enough.

My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.

… when a hand loves a woman very much …

“I’ll get off Facebook now!”, he said

and though he really tried

Those Russian bots still hacked his shit

…and Timmy fucking died.

Plenty of porn stars wear crosses.