If you like double entendres, you’ll love @lyndsaydotw on Instagram. She reads children books that are not exactly for children. Some are stupidly funny.

Crazy Hair Day is a thing in schools. Maybe she’s a teacher.

Stonehenge pickles… stoneckles.

I THINK It’s Wang’s Noodle House, but I can’t be sure.

If you ever go to Ottawa, there’s a noodle bar in the ByWard Market that’s amazing. The guy stretches the noodles the moment you ask. Simple ingredients, amazing taste.

No, we Canadians don’t want America, specially the red part. Well, maybe Alaska. That part is OK, they have king crab.

But… that’s not the right way. Are you saying the ISO8601 violates ISO8601?

Few years back I went on a cruise in the US. Small ship, so not many kids, average age was pretty high. First thing I noticed at night was the amount of white boomers accompanied by asian women. At least the women didn’t look very young.

This was a teacher that told me in the 90s. “Phone calls are an invasion. When you call someone you’re saying ‘stop everything you’re doing and talk to me’. This was specially true when Caller ID was not a thing.”

Leaving a message equals to a DM or text. The recipient can respond later, but a call, it must be at that moment. It’s synchronous.

Yes

Jim Carrey comes to mind in Bruce Almighty, when he starts to say yes to every prayer and thousands win the lottery.

If you want to screw with your former employer, screw your former employer. This is criminal.

Yeah, let’s blame the victim.

So, is r/celebnsfw closing? Because it’s exactly what it is. Guy was probably the only human in a sea of bots posting there.

At least they’re being honest saying it’s powered by ChatGPT. Click the link to talk to a human.

Bullshit. They were born this way mainly because they were born rich.