well clearly they all were cases of virgin births

i met plenty of people who’d like to fuck clowns and a total of zero who want to fuck libertarians. Clowns 1, Libertarians 0

nowhere. you have to invent it

normalize inventing a special kind of potion that makes you young forever

oh no my chineseeroos!!! xi jingping is going to airdrop his dick pics to my mother!

liberals are right wing

did donald trump pass the Flying Penis Law already?

im not american so a lot of these people just look like stock footage models

polyamory relationship with kiryu kazuma

BDSM patch notes

god i wish that were me

as far as i know project moon is like a term for this series of games about the horrific reality of living in South Korea and also there’s SCP’s

honestly quite incredible

korn dubstep album is a sentence that should not have been real

poor guy :(

workplace sexual harassment

Your honor, my client could not have possibly broken into this place in 15 seconds. This lock takes me around 38 seconds to pick.

you can steal anything. i believe in you

ah but you see. her grongble muscle is 5mm to the left, and her grunbles are pointed towards the moon. this proves that she has transitioned at least 5 times this week. checkmate librarians

my body is a soviet apartment building

its not pleasing aesthetically, but at least it works