You’re on Lemmy, you’re a nerd like the rest of us.

There can be only one!

This is like the forbidden German super tank of office chairs.

That tickles.

Marge-tachi holding hate: I just think it’s neat.

We’re all just mammals, and spring has sprung.

To be frank, Bill Maher has always been a pompous, self-involved, ass. Bill Burr pointed out his bullshit when he was a guest on one of his podcasts as well, if I remember correctly.

I came here not to feel, nor to define real, but merely to have my laughter peal. I have been enlightened by happenstance. Curse you, Entropy!

God rest his beautiful, fat soul. Whassa matter Timmy, you no like it?!

Gotta walk around the back of the car to give yourself time to air out on your way to the driver’s seat.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Hey Man, Nice Shot in my ass

He doesn’t have command of the zombie voodoo magic, hopefully this whole thing finally falls apart.

More like “is the shit others have seen”. You’re the catalyst to making Scotty, Scotty you diabolical bastard.

Fall Out Boy intensifies

Smh, these middle manager types, amirite?

They’re like the van lifers of the crustacean world. God bless the hermit crab.

But wait you guys, the ceasefire! /s

Every time I read Erlich’s name, I hear Jin Yang struggling to pronounce it.

Kids say the darndest things.