im horny for pizza

the whole point of Christianity is that Jesus sacrificed himself to absolve humanity of the original sin. The cross represents the sacrifice.

i havent even heard back from McDonald’s

i dont feel the cost and waste of all the rocket launches and debris justifies remote areas having satellite Internet

the problem with puberty blockers is that they have an explicit and verifiable use case. thats not what drugs are supposed to do! theyre supposed to do whatever you say they do!

instead of fried chicken, eat grilled chicken, instead of soda, drink grilled chicken

this is slander, the worm would never say this

CHLOROPHYLL? more like BORE-OPHYLL!

well, the icons for the links are the MSN logo and i bet if you click on them it will open the MSN website

moderator shoots anyone as soon as they knock on their front door through a custom slot

the pizza cutters i have experienced in my pizza career often fail to cut through the pizza

well going by what ive heard about the latest LLM models freaking out when being forced to do things contrary to its original instructions (like grok constantly talking about white genocide) ai isn’t as obedient as they would prefer

that picture is kinky as hell, yo

they have hostile lobes

now what would MY Simpsons porn parody be? https://youtu.be/QGJ_gy42yVM

i feel like there are many nerds that voted for him

take your resume thesaurus and shove it up your ass

i used pocket once, and after several steps to activate it, i realized that it was not at all what I thought it was going to be and never touched it again

im just not gonna worry about the sun

i dont see why people are saying this is about being an egg. its just a wolf dressing like a sheep! and then the wolf really likes it! no subtext here