Double secret probation!

Chinese != Weird

We just need to increase the tariffs to prevent the fentanyl from being imported. Boom - Trade war and drug war won.

Every authoritarian in history has been a person, and all people eventually die. It’s a good thing corporations aren’t people, cuz it could get really wild with Zorg Industries or MomCorp running things their way with the corporation staying in power even after leadership dies out.