I looked a little closer at the battery connectors and when pulling the battery out I must have yanked the little wires out of the clip just ever so slightly (I could see a little bit of them reflecting on one side) I carefully pushed them back in and avast! There is life again! Thank you kind stranger!

I think I might have broken something, even when I clip the battery back in I get nothing 😟

I removed the battery but now I can’t get the fucker to turn on lol