My fork is the correct fork. None of these are my fork.

In the event of a fork loss, any of these forks could become my fork after a period of time, probably about a month or so until it felt right.

Wait… dbzer0 is “divide by zero”?

I’ve been reading it as “dibzer nought”

I think others have pretty much covered her social and economic destruction of the UK, so I’ll add “Section 28”.

Section 28 - Wiki link

To “protect our children”, she introduced the policies to ban any books/songs/art/plays etc from schools which mentioned or suggested homosexuality in any way neutral or positive - obviously this led to an increase in the already fairly popular “gay bashing”.

Thankfully nothing like that would happen anywhere now, outside of the few countries Vladimir Putin runs.

I’m assuming you’ve already tried Scribus? scribus.net

If not, worth a pop (again?). You can export an existing indesign project as an idml file, and import that into Scribus and see what’s broken :)

How well it’ll work is a little dependent on how complicated your projects are, or how embedded you are in Indesign or the wider Adobe ecosystem. In truth, I don’t know the full extent of Indesign’s abilities - but you can absolutely use Scribus to produce professional large scale graphics and short run publications etc for print though - though that’s obviously a little dependent on what format/spec your printer wants off you.

If you’re just using it for single page posters/graphics etc, Inkscape covers a lot of the same ground too.

“That’s a challenging wank”

Sean Lock on “8 out of 10 Cats” (skip to 3 minutes in)

Yeah, but how happy would you be to suddenly receive a:

“Hi, apologies for the delayed reply, it turns out I’m really bad at replying to messages. Anyway, I would absolutely love to meet up whenever suits you best - although I do understand you sent that message in 2006, and circumstances have likely changed…”

?

Also available on Kobo (Canadian Company) as an e-book. It does contain Adobe DRM though, so you would need to remove that with Calibre if you want to keep it on other devices.

Yeah, but with “RFK Jr” in charge of everything medical, and Donald’s age, poor health and probable lack of a vagina, I don’t anticipate either the baby or the birthing-parent surviving childbirth.

So when we take the horrific pain, and 0% survival rate into account, perhaps it’s more of a "twisted and bleakly sadistic dream’ than a nightmare?

It’s obviously called WHKRWXD.

Please just give us physical mouse buttons as an option.

Looks like someone’s been reading the Thesaurarse / Thesaurass.

I believe it’s an artist’s rendering of close-up of a cartoon rabbit’s bumhole.

“TURBO”

The invention of Racism is often credited to Scottish inventor Alexander Graham Racism - though it’s generally now considered that German inventor Johann Philipp Reisism had a practical example of Racism fifteen years earlier.

It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get “free electricity”.

Back in my day, we had to hand-draw our memes in the back of school textbooks, then wait until next time we had a lesson in there to see if anyone had seen it.

I have to admit I love these ladder related jokes - they work on so many different levels :D

Britons of a certain age refer to this as the “Trigger’s Broom Paradox”, after a character from a comedy TV Series “Only Fools and Horses”.

Trigger, who worked as a street sweeper, got an award from the City Council for maintaining the same sweeping brush for twenty years (though the broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles).

Trigger’s Broom (Youtube Link)

Fingers crossed for a touchpad with physical buttons.

Haha, yes, circling Europe, Asia and Africa isn’t helping much - I already knew that bit :)

Which way is the face facing? Where’s the eyes and mouth etc?