Shampoo headrest at the hairdresser

That only works when there’s no scarcity. Then its up to communists/capitalists/anarchists/dictators how to slice the cake

When you’re happy and you know it,

Let it be known to my birthgiver that Mine stomach doth consist of emptiness

/iambic pentameter

If she’s unrepentant, she’d get Windows Me

Grown ups need this too. Like uh, my friend.

The best kind of correct