What assumptions did I make, and in which comment did I express upset?

I think you’re the only one here making assumptions and/or getting upset

Due to the blame being on a “Jessica”, it could be seen as a “woman bad” joke, which is a favourite of certain straight men. It’s basically a variant of the classic “women take too long to get ready” trope.

Give it to me straight, Doc

I now have a new question. What is “the bite of 87”

Not entirely sure what I’m looking at, here

Do you somehow not realise that is exactly the point being made?

Uh, what?

Not sure I’m following

Is there something girly about monster?

Haha yes, good joke, by the way, have you seen these new fangled automobiles? They’ll never replace the good old fashioned horse and carriage. I also hear some Austrian dickhead is making moves in Germany - hope it doesn’t spark another war. Anyway, I’m off to beat my wife and suppress my emotions, because it’s apparently 1920.

I don’t want the State owning all sources of wealth and material goods.

Good news - neither do communists! In fact communists want NO state :D

Yeah, no. The deaths of those websites have not happened yet, and when they do, the Fediverse will not be the one holding the scythe