ffs…am I dealing with children here?
You’ve accessed your server as a user, and then you su - to root.
You don’t need a phone or a yubi or a dreamcatcher, or a unicorn.
Please stop with your pretension.
You’re so far out of your league that it’s embarrassing to me that I’ve bothered to answer.

??

Seriously - if you’re “advising” on linux best practices, get lots of liability insurance.

Sopranos confirmed that…never made sense…

…and if you don’t have your phone attached to your hand…?

As root:

  # chattr -i /home/ShortN0te/.bashrc

Anything else?

$ su -

Simple solution is to not use sudo.
Sorta like Slackware’s default.

Don’t quit your day job.

In either 3.5 or 5.25 days.

Long Live The ‘Click of Doom’!

This is the way.

This should be top post.
Very well done.

Trump is letting Wally buy Tik Tok.

Plays the ‘jetlagged’ card.

Defimintly.

Tesla owners going from “Look at me!” to “Stop looking at me!” in the blink of an eye.

Phones just become part of the self, something a pc can never do.

You were a turtle all the way down?

Which is why peeps with bad breath and bo (often one and the same) don’t know. Nor do their fam.

Does lemmy have a button I can click to sample your creation, or is that in a future update?