no fuck that. kidnap some random strangers and human centipede yourself. be the middle spoon.

this is why everyone should pirate literally anything they can, even if they don’t particularly want it.

er, with a few very gross exceptions that shouldn’t exist.

depends who you’re fighting. if you’re up against libs, just dress homeless. it’s like a fucking invisibility cloak.

its a sort of upholstered indoor bench setup designed for multiple people to sit next to each other on.

what common home object does that remind you of?

not always! not while bombing poisoning stabbing and strangling them exist.