Half the comments are ruining the joke 😤

They finally stole the French édriseur technology I see

Technically, Caliphate. Calafia was the queen of the made up kingdom of California in a 16th century novel. The name comes from there.

The name of Calafia was likely formed from the Arabic word khalifa (religious state leader) that is known as caliph in English and califa in Spanish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calafia?wprov=sfti1

Windsurf boards and razor blades? Yes Bic makes those.

Cursed comment, but I’ll add on to it: If you plug the door slit with a towel the whole room becomes your tub.

Something happened when they moved to the vslam (i.e camera mapping) robots which made the software much harder to hack… you used to be able to use a serial cable to program them.

I assume this will brick all Roombas past the 800 series. All the scheduling, advanced mapping features etc are hosted on AWS. You’ll be able to press clean to start but that’s pretty much it… That’s unless they open up their software which they probably won’t

This. I know someone who used to work there. They wouldn’t enforce the patents in China to the point where you could drop in Roomba subassemblies in competitor robots and they would still work…

Just got a framework laptop and I’m really happy

Also, checkout this cool population by time zone chart

Probably UTC+1 as most of western Europe is in there, lots of people so more opportunities for me to make friends! Though UTC-8 has a lot of beautiful nature and the US west coast.

Not too far from covfefe go wonder…

Carrots was indeed the obvious answer

That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?

Can you generate a random password for me?

Replace the egg by a croissant, add a cigarette after each meal. Become condescending. Move to France. Blend in.

Lemmy Ask Open Ended Questions doesn’t roll off the tongue quite the same

Oh man, it’s beautiful. Sad I didn’t think of it first