Fast! Deploy the trap card and spawn the blue eyes white dragon before him

好主意 有人能带我到天安门广场吗？ 我听说那里什么也没发生

Screenshot of Facebook boomer meme? This triggers me, quality shitpost

Porn is gone, party is over

Me whenever dog owners do that

Yayyyyy

Thanks! I learned a lot about peens and peening today. Guess not every hole you’re trying to hammer is the same and it makes sense that there are different types of peens.

Double peen but soft face? Should both peens be hard? Or what makes it a true double peen? Sorry I’m just an IT nerd I have no idea about hammering.

Straight peen and rubber, bushing optional

It’s not the same without Michelle

Gee I wonder if that young fella is experienced enough?

Sorry what? Palestinian Arabic is what people no matter if Jewish, Christian, Druze, Muslim, … have been speaking in Palestine. People haven’t been speaking Hebrew there since some thousands of years save for religious purposes. This is equivalent to Italians not speaking Latin, Orthodox people not speaking Old Church Slavonic in every day life. This got only changed in the course of the colonization of Palestine. I recommend Israeli historian Ilan Pappe who wrote a very informative book The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine where the language topic and demographics before Zionist colonialism are also discussed.

So they are basically Palestinian?

The more beers you can shit the better. We need your service

Everyone warns about the dangers of doomscrolling.

I understand why.

I’ve spent countless nights doing it myself.

You start with innocent news updates.

Then suddenly it’s political outrage.

Then celebrity scandals.

Then conspiracy theories.

Then more outrage.

But nothing signals rock bottom quite like ending up on LinkedIn at 3 AM.

That moment when you’re mindlessly consuming “I’m humbled to announce” posts.

That realization when you catch yourself envying someone’s “career journey” update.

That horror when you almost comment “Congrats on this amazing achievement!” on a stranger’s certification post.

This is the final stage of digital despair.

The algorithm has won.

Tomorrow I’ll be better.

(But we both know I won’t)

#DigitalWellness #ContentAddiction #LinkedInAfterDark #ProfessionalOversharing

*Disclaimer: I did not not use an LLM to generate this text, if you read it you honestly just wasted your time, sorry sport!

My asshole brother will write it on my tombstone just to fuck with me, that son of a bitch.

I‘m SO pumped for skeleton wars. Hitting the gym daily to build up my bone structure, drinking milk like all the time. I recently bought a cow and I stopped drinking water, I even boil my pasta in milk.

I’m fucking unstoppable, my skeleton is literally jacked up with calcium. And the best kind of calcium, not that wuss kind of calcium kids eat. Bring it on, I’m waiting!

This is honestly awesome! I was thinking about a similar setup for a long time but wasn’t sure how to do this exactly, this seems exactly like the setup I was looking for. Thank you!

Czech Streets are beautiful

This is so dense it’s crazy

I have some weird affection for the tankies that I shouldn’t have. They’re objectively horrible people for their views, but I got so used to pissing them off with referring to a certain cartoon animal that I’d kinda miss them. How can I make it stop?