My parents taught me that asking for help meant you are a failure. Does Lemmy have a “raised by narcissists” sub yet?

And I’m a bit of a diva. :)

This is the way to do it

I blocked my lg from the Wi-Fi after i got a “Kobe Bryant memorial” ad, while playing on my switch… TF?!

I hope there is at least one human that has to listen to the filthy, angry, Klingon profanities I scream, while jerking myself raw to hard core, ball draining, homoerotic, gay porn…

RIP Fireworks…

Ha! I memorized those numbers years ago… I may have a problem…

If I trusted the battery tech more, I would use an old phone. But I’ve had one of those white plastic Mac books hooked up to power so long, the battery swelled out of its enclosure :/

Maybe there’s a way to disconnect the battery, or an app that switches off charging, so it drains enough to keep that from happening

Oh nice! I’d love to run an ad blocker/dns/reverse proxy on something with a little more beef than the Pi zero I’ve got now.

Jellyfin and or Pi zero does not like streaming through the video.local address I’ve got setup, so i have to use IP address to get anything without stuttering.

I used to develop ads (non intrusive things for home depot or go RVing) and i used ad blockers. When testing, i would just run private browsing with plugins disabled…

I love me some organ music.

There’s a video game called Stellaris that uses it, and I find myself pausing the game, just to zone out to that ethereal sound.

“Just Jeeves it” doesn’t quite roll off the tongue…

“freedom of speech” means the government can’t arrest you for your views. It doesn’t mean the rest of us have to listen…

Ah, yeah I’ve never been “in demand”, unless you count the straight girls that needed the “gay best friend”.

He’s basically got “young and hot” syndrome. Middle age is going to be a bitch…

Gay guy checking in…

Holy forking shirtballs, who hurt him!?

Warning: Product manufactured at a facility that also uses AI.

Thanks, i just had it stuffed!

When i add a Bluetooth device to my phone, i use an emoji to show what type of device it is. 🖥️📱🎮🎧

I use the hearing aid emoji for earbuds: 🦻

When i had home assistant working, i used emojis to name all my devices, then when you sort by name, it groups the emojis together.

I was just thinking, this is exactly what AI should be used for. Pattern recognition, full stop.

If i had ever done this to my dad, he would have beat the shit out of me…

Oh honey, the last name isn’t the (main) problem…