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steventhedev@lemmy.worldto Programming@programming.dev•The seven programming ur-languages0·3 months agoWhy choose self as the exemplar? It may be the “purest”, but the list isn’t based on “purest” or pascal would be the exemplar of structured languages.
At the very least, improve readability by moving the disclaimer from the last sentence of the section to the first.
Clearly your gender field is a boolean. Which means it can be either true, false, null, or undefined. Except in javascript where for some reason it can sometimes be NaN, but only when you try to compare two people.
steventhedev@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Edge case? Corner case? Basket case.0·4 months agoWhen I was a young dev My senior took me into the city To push my code to prod He said "Son, when you promo Would you be the savior of the broken The buggy and the OOM'd?"
That guy? He was horrible at AA. Did something to the water cooler and now everyone is falling off the wagon
I mean, it is shit posting
I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days
I have either written or gotten a variant of every single one of these comments 🫠:
Please include the JIRA task in the commit title.
Did you run any manual testing?
Where’s the PRD link in the commit message?
Can you please split this into multiple smaller commits?
Can you combine these two commits?
Did you email Jon about this because he’s working on that project with Sarah and you might be duplicating efforts.
This should be named BarFoo instead of FooBar.
Why aren’t you using CorporateInternalLib16 that does 90% of this?
Why aren’t you using ThirdPartyPaidLibByExEmployee?
Why aren’t you using StandardLib thing you forgot existed?
All our I/O should be async.
All our hot loop code needs to be sync.
This will increase latency of NonCoreBusinessFlow by 0.01%. can you shave some time off so we can push in feature B also?
Please add a feature flag so we can do gradual rollout.
What operational levers does this have?
Lgtm - just address those comments
steventhedev@lemmy.worldto Privacy@lemmy.ml•Exposed: How Israeli Spies Control Your VPN0·8 months agoHoly propaganda batman!
The list of articles on that website is…extremely focused on one subject only.
Locks are only held during system calls. Process termination is handled on the system call boundary.
You’re projecting windows kernel insanity where it doesn’t belong.
What the duck Microsoft bullshit is this?
There is no concept of locked files in extfs, much less inside the kernel. Resource locks and unkillable processes is some windows bullshit that no sane operating system would touch with a ten foot pole.
I get very far by just keeping a set of folders for each piece of equipment in a git repo.
Pictures, etc, and sometimes the PDF manual if I bother.
The difficult part here is being consistent over time - making sure you mark down when you bought things, serial numbers, etc. a proper website/app will force you to do this, but there is flexibility in having whatever convention you like most