Tempting. Replace pork with beef and you got a deal
Does this person need a husband?
But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.
Bloody good offer, mate.
Dream only of me!
Hi I’m Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler
Nice try, Dracula.
I hope they like their wives hairy, because I’m in.
I’d need cheese
You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.
Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I’m there!
On the other line, Van Helsing prepares his sting operation
I wish I had this rizz
All you need to give me is some bloood.
Damn, the render distance is so small over there
It’s a limitation of the hardware.
It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill
Link please.
