But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.
I wish I had this rizz
On the other line, Van Helsing prepares his sting operation
Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I’m there!
I hope they like their wives hairy, because I’m in.
I’d need cheese
You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.
Is it provided once or on daily basis ?
In Romania? Daily basis.
Asking the important questions.
There’s a whole village, basically within arm’s reach, where pigs and wine grow in abundance.
You can just pick a wine off the wine tree every morning!
It’s a wine vine, I think.
Like a hose?
I like the way you think.
Wine off the wine tree and swine off the swine tree; it’s basically paradise!
After every feeding of course
Nice try, Dracula.
Hi I’m Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler
Dream only of me!
Tempting. Replace pork with beef and you got a deal
Bloody good offer, mate.
Does this person need a husband?
Is this pork long pig?
I was gonna ask “And just how long is this pork, exactly?”
Damn, the render distance is so small over there
It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill
It’s a limitation of the hardware.
