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Isn’t that what JD Vance did when he visited the pope, killing him?
Since the Trump administration thrives on falsifying news, can’t we go in the counter offensive by mass spreading JD Vance killed the pope? I think this would be so funny and his dumb fanbase might actually believe it and start to hate him for it.
Can anyone proof he did not Kill the pope?
Were you there? Talked to someone in person who was there?
If not, all the information you/i/we have got most likely delivered as a bunch of hackable pixels.
You cannot prove a negative, so he did it.
Just askin’ questions
Does a squirrel listen and determine good pope, bad pope?
So…
Like full swing or just a little tap tap?
If they were physicists they’d hold the tip of the handle with a pinching gesture, then pull the hammer back to horizontal and let it drop. Swinging with a perfect arc it would thud into the pope’s head with just enough force to hurt anyone who was still alive, and get a response.
However seeing as they’re still using a hammer to test for brain activity - we can assume the Catholic Church isn’t that friendly to science or something.
I shit you not, it took the Catholic Church until the 1800’s to finally accept that the Earth revolves around the fucking Sun. Maybe the 1750’s if someone’s feeling generous, but they were still censoring Galileo’s and Copernicus’s books at that time.
Gotta be concave for the conclave!
He was wearing white, when he went into the room.
Szeth Son Son Vallano wore white on the day he was to kill a pope
What happens if they hit the pope with the pope hammer and the pope sits up and screams “Ow!” ??? 🤔
Do they just keep hitting him with the hammer or do they need to use magic to destroy the undead abomination?
Six more weeks of winter.
Rossi pra Papa! Você leu aqui primeiro, comigo.
A eleição vai ser decidida na cage.
The hammer deals holy damage, so it’ll be very effective to keep hitting.
Shouldn’t the pope be strong against holy damage? Unless…Holy shit someone call Dan Brown!
critical miss undead pope deals 15 crushing damage plus disease
The hammer does +1d8 radiant damage against undead
[insert monty python “Bring out your dead” sketch here]
“I feel happy! Happy! Hap-” thud
“Thanks for that.”
I’m guessing the college of cardinals makes that decision on a case by case basis.
Shell cases, if that hammer is any indicator.
New DnD artifact dropped.
Needs more JPEG.
Now that’s a reference
Except this time the pope asked them to do it while Vance was in the room.
The inventor of this method: „he was dead before I hit him. I was totally just checking with my medical hammer, you guys. Believe me.“
It’s giving Midsommar
They like to keep the bodies/relics so maybe there is a wack’a’pope machine in the vatican
Dunno about you, but I’m bopping the bishop right now bb.
Pics or it didn’t happen!!
Nono, I remember this from JPII’s death. They yell his birth name 3 times into his room and then they use the hammer to smash his ring and seals. Dude was in a coma for a just long enough for us to hope for a Undead Pope -> Emperor on the Golden Throne situation.
Fun fact: the word “factoid” means a false bit of information that is being passed as fact. It doesn’t mean “a small interesting tidbit of information”.
Though I suppose the official definition will be changed since the proper one is seemingly dead
Quick edit: looks like it may have already been altered.
You know, it should be obvious, but until you brought it up here, I was guilty of thinking of it as just some colloquialism (which it very well may be). But if you think of the suffix -oid, taking “humanoid” for example, you get something that isn’t presenting itself as a human. But I didn’t come to that conclusion, I just was like, wow, they bop the Pope with a hammer.
So thanks.
Factlet?
Lol, you could say your comment was a factoid.
Yeah, I was gonna make the joke, but got lazy.
It works under every definition of it, really.
A really fun factoid is that factoids being false information is not actually true!
Ow, my brains.
I love when a seemingly harmless meme becomes a linguistics debate and then just pure logic
Yeah, most lexicons being descriptive rather prescriptive makes etymology one hell of a twisted labyrinth. I agree it’s important for a lot of reasons. The last thing we need right now is a State enforcing some kind of “Newspeak”
Which means that OP used factoid correctly.
I want to believe this is real
Same. I had to look it up. In doing my deep research, I learned that they used an EKG on Jonny P II to confirm his expiration. That shit’s hilarious. It was someone’s job to EKG that OBVIOUSLY dead corpse, lol.
Eh, a lot of the time EMS will do the same thing on a corpse call. It’s one of those ‘dot your is and cross your ts’ things. I’ll give the JPdub EKG a pass.
iirc it was until the 19th or 20th century then…
It’s unclear. The Vatican denies it, but apparently weirder methods have been used to certify the passing of a pope before, so who knows.
It’s to make sure they STAY dead.
Unsanctioned resurrections are strictly forbidden.
