After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.
I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.
I want this on my gravestone.
what’s 9 + 10?
21
69
Nice
Didn’t you read? It’s your age!
910
Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer
Hello type conversion, my old friend
NaN with you again
no that’s “9” + “10”
Knock knock.
It’s The United States.
With huge boats.
With guns.
(Gunboats)
21
21 - 2?
Eww too old.
I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…
Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.
There are no children on this app💀
skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing
based fosspilled lemmymaxxer
is baby gronk the new rizz king?
Its just Leonardo Dicaprio’s lemmy account
You pervert
📸
This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.
Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don’t like it here…It’s like the least convenient form of time travel.
If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.
Oh neat, it’s my ssn!
- Take your age
- Multiply by eiπ
- Add your age
- Divide by 10
- Take a card, any card
- Add the number of years you’ve been alive
- Hand me the card
- Is this your card?
Turns out I was the joker the entire time.
0?
Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age
x * eiπ = x * -1 = -x
-x+x = 0
0/10 = 0
0 + x = x
No
NO?
Look under your foreskin.
whaa… how do you???
I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.
Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?
It means you’re using JavaScript.
I got 5318008
Take your age That’s your age
Woah.
I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.
Because your real age is white
I was told to never do math not even once
Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you’d marry
COVID made this accurate
hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.
Are you Terrence Howard?
Sure, sometimes. And sometimes 1x1=2 when math feels like it.
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