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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

Welcome to Lauren's Wedding

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Welcome to Lauren's Wedding

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Why why WHY ?!

    • macrocarpa@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Could be

      Intentional self aware and self effacing humour from the couple

      A tongue in cheek thing arranged by either the bride or groom

      She did all the work in arranging it and he doesn’t give a shit about marriage so a passive aggressive way of her celebrating an event that matters for he, but not for him

      Soneone photoshopping

      • JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        Why does it matter so much to women? Noone is being crowned nor is it a beauty pageant. Half of marriges end in divorce. It causes stress to guests and participants. Why not just go to a judge?

  • Zannsolo@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    That sign cost more than my wedding

    • Naich@lemmings.world
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      9 months ago

      I think the sign is designed to make it easy to change “Greg” to someone else and reuse.

      • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        TFW your name as fiancee is written with white board marker.

        Im sure you are her 1st choice.

  • mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
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    9 months ago

    I wonder if Greg has ever drunk baileys from a shoe.

  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    How long until she is gregnant?

    • fjordbasa@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Can u get prrrrrreagantè?

      • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        Am I pagnate?

        • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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          9 months ago

          Am I perganant?

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Welcome to Greg’s baby, featuring Lauren.

    • pyre@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      time for the classic: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

      • brewdtype@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        Annnnnnd REMIX: https://youtube.com/shorts/NANyaGc77lQ?si=-OtHJPRfRSX8ClX0

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Cant make a tomlette without breaking a few Greg’s.

  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    If I get married this is how I want the invitations worded

    • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      With Laura’s name, and also Greg? Or with your and your partner’s names?

      • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        9 months ago

        Why not both?

      • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        Cheaper to change our names lol

  • DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    At least this bridezilla is honest.

  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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    9 months ago

    Hey Greg!
    Welcome to Lauren’s marriage.

  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    If we’re laughing, there’s a chance they were too.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 months ago

      I think it’s 100% a joke

  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    This is so hilarious that now I have to get married.

  • MrVilliam@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Get out, Greg. It’s not too late, Greg. I know that the wedding already happened, but divorce exists for a reason, Greg. Respect yourself because she never will, Greg.

    Greg.

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    Run, Greg, Run!

    I don’t know what she brings to the party, but this is likely one of many red flags she’s been waving. Just because you go through with the wedding doesn’t mean the flags vanish.

    Edit: just noticed the date on the sign. RIP, Greg. Good luck to you.

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      Or, crazy idea, maybe it’s a joke they both find funny?

      This is why terminally online people are terminally single. Everything is red flag gaslight abuse break up immediately.

      • BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca
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        I was really hoping the “get a divorce” culture was something that would have stayed with reddit

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      Greg must be a very patient man because Lauren seems exhausting.

  • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    Which of the four Gregs is it tho?

  • adr1an@programming.dev
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    9 months ago

    Poor Karen, they put the wrong name on the sign! Greg is fine tho.

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