kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThats fairsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square132linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squarefrog_brawler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoUpgrade my liver, stay drunk for the next 3 years and 9 months.
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 days agoWouldn’t being able to enter a coma on demand be more useful ? Wake up in 4 years…
minus-squarefrog_brawler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoYes, but which organ do you upgrade to do that?
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoBrain, to add coma-on-demand functionality
minus-squareapex32@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoIsn’t that backwards? The liver filters alcohol out of the body. I would think an upgraded liver would sober you up quicker.
minus-squarefrog_brawler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-23 days agoBut I’ll die. I guess this isn’t a good pick.
minus-squareMDCCCLV@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoEither way you would run into the problem of having a huge amount of your calories come from alcohol, without any nutrients. Unless you’re just drinking beer, which is just liquid bread.
Upgrade my liver, stay drunk for the next 3 years and 9 months.
Wouldn’t being able to enter a coma on demand be more useful ? Wake up in 4 years…
Yes, but which organ do you upgrade to do that?
Brain, to add coma-on-demand functionality
Isn’t that backwards? The liver filters alcohol out of the body. I would think an upgraded liver would sober you up quicker.
But I’ll die.
I guess this isn’t a good pick.
Either way you would run into the problem of having a huge amount of your calories come from alcohol, without any nutrients. Unless you’re just drinking beer, which is just liquid bread.