Tesla is overstocked with Cybertrucks, the PS1 graphics-looking mobile monument to Elon’s deep lack of creativity.
  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    23 days ago

    If Chevy had released this truck it would have been ended up like the HHR but worse.

    It’s not even good at being a truck, aside from the other shit.

    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyzEnglish
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      23 days ago

      Well you could take it camping and cut vegetables with the doors. …and use all the rust coming off it as an ingredient in your diy pottery glaze…that’s about it tho.

  • Trimatrix@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    23 days ago

    I mean, if they are gonna get rid of it, I will take one for free. Free EV is a free EV if it breaks down 5 days later then I am in the same situation I was before getting the truck.

    • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      23 days ago

      Except it still cost you money. It still needs to be registered, titled, and plated. This means you will be in the negative after only having it for 5 days.

      • jabathekek@sopuli.xyzEnglish
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        23 days ago

        also the ~$5000 (?) clear coat… lol i bet those are all getting rusty in whatever lot they’re stored in.

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.todayEnglish
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      23 days ago

      This is the only situation I would support some backwoods jackass converting something to diesel and “rolling coal” in it.

      I know it will never happen, but I would find in genuinely hilarious.

      • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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        22 days ago

        Battery would be grand for a household solar install. Seats would be nice on the porch. The frunk can hold a lot of chicken feed, and the cabin would make a fine henhouse for a small flock.

  • gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    23 days ago

    Wait, now it’s only $700 million. $400 million. $34 million… And it’s $6.50.

    Yeah, I guess there is someone out there who would buy a fleet of dumpster cars for $6.50.

  • Jimmycakes@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    23 days ago

    Just send them to Africa with the next batch of hats and t-shirts of whoever doesn’t win the NBA finals

  • ABetterTomorrow@lemm.eeEnglish
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    23 days ago

    All those retailer investors are going to get fucked so hard. They don’t even know they’re getting fed lies and end up bailing out the original investors who actually have money.

    • suicidaleggroll@lemm.eeEnglish
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      23 days ago

      Yes it’s a common phrase. If an apple costs $2, and you have 10 apples, then you have $20 worth of apples.

  • Lucky_777@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    23 days ago

    Actually saw a Tesla with a Trump/Vance sticker on it today. I was already at 92% hate for Tesla. Thanks for making that 100% today stranger.

      • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        22 days ago

        So you’re against Elon but still buys his dumpster car?

        It’s like you hate Belgium, so you go on holiday in Belgium but you put a “fuck Belgium” sticker on your suitcase. Why TF would you go there if you hate it. Why TF would you buy a nazi car when you’re against nazis.

        The sticker is just so they hope their swasticar isn’t vandalized. You’re a fucking nazi when you support nazis. This include buying their cars.

          • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.worldEnglish
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            21 days ago

            When you didn’t see the giant red flags from the moment he became known, you’re either dumb of ignorant AF of both. The infinite stream of bullshit and lies, all the scams left in his pathway of destruction, the toxicity towards anyone who dares to call him out for what he is.

            When one say “oh I didn’t know he was crazy” it says more about them than Elon.

            We’ve heard all these things many times before. “Yeah I voted for Hitler, but I didn’t think he was this crazy.” “I voted for Trump because I didn’t think he was this crazy.”

            These are just dumb excuses for what is actually is said: “I didn’t know it would affect me too.” The red flags are all over and have been for ever. How blind can one be?

  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    23 days ago

    $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks

    Cybertrucks aren’t worth the glass of the molotovs that ignite them.

    Worth and cost are not synonyms.

    • w3dd1e@lemm.eeEnglish
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      23 days ago

      It’s funny. They target people who burned the trucks, but insurance claims are probably their best chance to get paid for the trucks.