Hey I comment from time to time, that’s contributing! Kind of!
I’d have to figure out how
That would take literally seconds of effort.
Here, I’ll help. What platform do you use to browse Lemmy?
Exactly, literal seconds of effort :(
Lemmy.world
“I’m in this picture and I don’t like it”
…Obama? GUYS!!! OBAMA HAS A LEMMY ACCOUNT AND I FOUND IT!!!
Or maybe I found Obamas clone…wait, how much of sci-fi is real now? I mean, I know we got the star trek communicators, and space travel…I know we did SOME cloning. We cloned a sheep. Have we cloned a president yet? Hopefully not reagan…or bush…or trump.
God it feels weird knowing that trump was actually president. That is a real thing that happened for 1 full term. And the weirder thing is, it’s scarily close to happening again in a week!!!
Ok…I guess the actual status of it wouldn’t be official until January, but you know what I mean!
username checks out
i posted once!
Jesus man I remember your username, either you comment a lot or post from a different account? What is it?
1k comments in 2 months. Something near 16 comments a day. Pretty active by most counts so yeah you might’ve seen him lol
Yep. Also seen you. I love recognising names on here.
look ma, no life!
btw you should refer to people on the internet as “them”
The math checks out.
bit of an over reaction wouldn’t you say
Sorry for spamming two posts in a row, I just needed to get that out of my system
Na na not a problem mate, there’s original content and they’re both different. Keep it going. Add a third and it’d still be fine
Said the cancer. /s
650+ posts and 1700+ comments (from this account). Its one of 7. 😭
A real Lemmian Hero!
I’d give you gold, but all I’ve got is lead and a particle accelerator. Good luck!
Just doing my part
I don’t think I even spend that much time on my actual job
Nor have I
I posted twice, automod got one of them, but the other was gloriously empowering. Can recommend 8/10 Edit: I’m definitely a lurker though. We have value and votes, and are important to the ecosystem!
I made one post and feel like I’ve earned my retirement.
Ok, I made it on a prior account but I inherited the retirement dammit!
Just because of that I’m gonna lurk for a whole week straight and theres not a damn thing you can do to stop me.
chemotherapy?
Every time I post it’s in the wrong community or against some rule and I get the hammer
I post things I want to see, but I’m apparently alone in that desire
Been there, felt the pain
I do my best but I’m not that creative.
Every once in a while my two brain cells will bounce together and come up with something half assed.
I posted about kanye on a community for kanye and still got hated for it.
So we will cancer on
Akshually, we’re called lurkers.
Since you already complained about the wrong vocabulary, I can continue with my lurking ways.
Nah. The real cancer is the quiet plurality of users who just scroll through the post feed and only voting, not even reading comments. The ones who are responsible for the occasional thread that has entirely negative comments but gets upvoted to the stratosphere anyways.
Nah as long as they Upvote content and don’t complain about content being posted they can stay lurkers.
(If they do complain they can be the change they want to see and post, that’s what I did)
I’m Comment-only. I don’t read.
I comment only. I don’t read.
but I read comments
Thank you for getting the joke. I was really worried no one would :-D