This is my partner’s behavior, even when his kids have/had friends over. No amount of coaxing or attempting to shame altered the behavior. But to give him credit, wearing briefs (aka tightie whities in my part of the world) is 110% improvement over my stepdad’s behavior. He was a “sleep walker” who slept nude. I thank the heavens and David Bowie for this, but I only ever saw him nude once, it was from behind, and in near complete darkness.
This from the latest Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
Snow Tighty-Whitey
Half the layer of clothing, double the invisibility!
Yes, this is Snow White hiding from the Huntsman in the forest.
Her camouflage skills need some more work. Should’ve watched Predator beforehand…
John Cena has the physique of an overgrown dwarf.
Your dad is swole but has odd proportions
Looks like: Character designer dad.
John Cena with Chris Benoit body
My home. I bought it. I will wear my underwear anywhere I like.
Oh, you are sleeping over at your friend’s instead? Good daughter, let another family traumatize you!
My dad used to watch porn in the living room while my cousins and I used to play video games on the PC right beside the TV. He always left the volume too loud, honestly who actually wants to hear fake moaning anyway?
Sound or not that’s a red flag 😵
I’m sorry you had to deal with that as a kid.
Wow now that takes the prize for awkward
Aside from all the issues… Who tf watches porn “recreationally”? I’m assuming he wasn’t jerking off. Please tell me he wasn’t jerking off.
honestly I’d be more creeped out if he wasn’t
Kanye, so it tracks
Bruh, did he never saw you guys peeking?
We flat out told him, he didn’t gaf.
That crosses a line. Like seriously that’s not ok for an adult to do near children.
That is certainly inappropriate, but does explain 2/3 of your username.
I got this beat.
My dad was a drunk sleepwalker and a nude sleeper. One time I had a friend over and we were watching something in the living room late at night when my dad kinda meanders behind us and sits on the recliner and passes out, full monte. It was super embarrassing, plus, I’m fairly sure he intended to sit on the toilet but missed his mark by, like, three whole-ass rooms.
Thankfully he didn’t relieve himself. Night was still a bit awkward after that, trying to ignore the bass-heavy snarling sound of my father’s drunken snoring behind us while we attempted to carry on. Told my mom she needs to lock the bedroom door from now on 😅
Number 37. In this case it’s even kind if appropriate.
The way he farts in his sleep, it definitely became an ass-room 😶🌫️
Lmao my mom was a drunk sleepwalker too but she just yelled at us really confusingly, I guess I should be grateful 😂😂
OK, new reality show: Drunken Sleepwalk Dorm.
My dad just says that if he can’t be buck naked in his own house then where can he, lol.
I respect the mindset but in practice I’m far too paranoid about getting the cops called on me for indecent exposure.
I know the law is blah blah blah expectation of privacy in a home, but you tell me Karen won’t glimpse me playing beat saber fully dressed in my birthday suit and immediately call the cops tell them the neighbor in basement is flashing himself in his home to her and the neighbor kids coming by.
If I could remember to always check my blinds, maybe I would. Well. Not when my son is around, cause I remember that as a kid and it was more like “uuuuuughhhhh whyyy?”
Bruh lmao
