My dad was a drunk sleepwalker and a nude sleeper. One time I had a friend over and we were watching something in the living room late at night when my dad kinda meanders behind us and sits on the recliner and passes out, full monte. It was super embarrassing, plus, I’m fairly sure he intended to sit on the toilet but missed his mark by, like, three whole-ass rooms.
Thankfully he didn’t relieve himself. Night was still a bit awkward after that, trying to ignore the bass-heavy snarling sound of my father’s drunken snoring behind us while we attempted to carry on. Told my mom she needs to lock the bedroom door from now on 😅
I respect the mindset but in practice I’m far too paranoid about getting the cops called on me for indecent exposure.
I know the law is blah blah blah expectation of privacy in a home, but you tell me Karen won’t glimpse me playing beat saber fully dressed in my birthday suit and immediately call the cops tell them the neighbor in basement is flashing himself in his home to her and the neighbor kids coming by.
If I could remember to always check my blinds, maybe I would. Well. Not when my son is around, cause I remember that as a kid and it was more like “uuuuuughhhhh whyyy?”
I got this beat.
My dad was a drunk sleepwalker and a nude sleeper. One time I had a friend over and we were watching something in the living room late at night when my dad kinda meanders behind us and sits on the recliner and passes out, full monte. It was super embarrassing, plus, I’m fairly sure he intended to sit on the toilet but missed his mark by, like, three whole-ass rooms.
Thankfully he didn’t relieve himself. Night was still a bit awkward after that, trying to ignore the bass-heavy snarling sound of my father’s drunken snoring behind us while we attempted to carry on. Told my mom she needs to lock the bedroom door from now on 😅
My dad just says that if he can’t be buck naked in his own house then where can he, lol.
I respect the mindset but in practice I’m far too paranoid about getting the cops called on me for indecent exposure.
I know the law is blah blah blah expectation of privacy in a home, but you tell me Karen won’t glimpse me playing beat saber fully dressed in my birthday suit and immediately call the cops tell them the neighbor in basement is flashing himself in his home to her and the neighbor kids coming by.
If I could remember to always check my blinds, maybe I would. Well. Not when my son is around, cause I remember that as a kid and it was more like “uuuuuughhhhh whyyy?”
Lmao my mom was a drunk sleepwalker too but she just yelled at us really confusingly, I guess I should be grateful 😂😂
OK, new reality show: Drunken Sleepwalk Dorm.
Number 37. In this case it’s even kind if appropriate.
The way he farts in his sleep, it definitely became an ass-room 😶🌫️