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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    1 month ago

    If he tightens his belt, will he strangle himself?

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Hopefully.

    • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      1 month ago

      just to hide his nussy

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Man look at that rack.

    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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      1 month ago

      Potato ass looking mf

    • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      1 month ago

      look at those grandma pants, all the way up to his tits.

  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    Pants hiked all the way up to his bitch tits.

    • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      His nipple support band is almost working

  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    Oh god. Jesus, he looks awful.

    Good.

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      You would too after you shanked your ball like he did yesterday on a chip attempt.

      Not that many people could hit that badly.

      • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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        I could, but you’re not paying to watch me fail.

  • SleepyPie@lemmy.world
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    If you crop his face it looks exactly like Joe Biden’s

    • vfsh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1 month ago

      Ahahaha you’re right wtf

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        We need an animated gif with biden driving around “the Donald”.

      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        Huh… I guess squinting old guy is a look

    • VeryVito@lemmy.ml
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      Biden has never worn his pants up to his throat vagina, though.

  • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl
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    Wait, his skin color isn’t actually orange?!

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      Or his hair grey instead of blonde

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        I didn’t even notice that! He almost looks human, the horror!

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      its a sickly white color, it usually happens if you wear a ton of makeup all the time, i think this happens to woman that wears it all the time+sun exposure.

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      Worse, he chooses to make it orange with spray-tan.

      • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl
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        Cheeto Jesus getting his makeup done by JD Vance
        Spray-tan? Come now, we all know that’s Cheeto dust.

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          This is what AI was meant to do.

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          Holy Toledo

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          Nightmare fuel right there

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Pants pulled up high enough to cover the line of the adult diaper tapes.

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    Now he just looks like everyone’s racist great-uncle.

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    I didn’t even know it was possible for pants to touch short sleeves

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      That was the style 80 years ago.

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    I can smell dementia from this photo.

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      It looks like grandpa got out of his room at the home and is now roaming the halls…

      “I’M PRESIDENT!”

      “You sure are, Mr. Trump, now let’s get you back to the ‘Oval Office’ in time for your meds…”

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    Grammy come home

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      I honestly can’t imagine having them up that high

      I guess it feels very comforting… But man it’s reaching for his chest! It’s comical… Probably has someone dress himself

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        I mean, if you covered his face, he’d look like a 3-4y/o who likely needs their parents to dress them.

        On a side note, a lot of older men either lose track of where their waist is or pull their pants up to try to hide their overhanging belly. It’s mostly people from a generation that always wore pants with the waistline at or above the navel

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    Gotta have his name on his shirt just in case he forgets it.

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      “Hi there, sir, I’m on the tour… Where are the toilets… uuuh reads name tag uuuh Mr Trump…?”

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    This isn’t real is it? Or is it an old photo? Cause hair can’t just go from being dyed to undyed that fast

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      Dec 2024 article, Daily Mail:

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14205599/Donald-Trump-swept-hat-hair-internet-ablaze.html

      Thanks TinEye

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        Thank you for doing the work for me

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      I was noticing him slowly dial back the makeup and fake colored hair late in his last admin. Somehow… the makeup returned. (with a vengeance)

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    Out of drag lmao

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