I’m just an atheist that enjoys the subject. None of this makes sense. As you pointed out, this is for Israelites. Jesus didn’t give a shit about gentiles. When the gentile woman asked him to heal her daughter he said he was there for the children of Israel and it would be wrong to take food from children to feed the dogs. 2000 years later and a billion gentiles think he’s sitting on a cloud waiting to hear about their day

Christians say that but Jesus said “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth pass away, not one letter, not one stroke of a letter, will pass from the law until all is accomplished. Therefore, whoever breaks one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever does them and teaches them will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. For I tell you, unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven."

This isn’t a sermon of Moses, it’s God’s law. God said to follow his law forever. Christians ignore it, but Jesus said to follow the law forever too.

I’m really disappointed that the patterns repeat after just a handful of letters. Whoever did this should have laid out the letters all the way around. They just designed 6 feet of it then ctrl+c ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v ctrl+v

NOT OK!!!

Protecting the womenfolk while the other menfolk are out hunting

Alf’s favorite food was neighborhood cats. And that’s how I remembered it because I was an innocent child who was going to heaven. It never dawned on me until today, the day the internet caught me slipping, that this literally makes him a pussy eater.

Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection

I didn’t even know it was possible for pants to touch short sleeves

If he got in your face and you had your hand up and it just barely touched his chest he’d be yelling “CALL 911!! THATS ASSAULT!!!”

Don’t judge those who can’t afford Axe Body Spray

As long as they’re naked

A million heartbeats is 10 days. A billion is 27 years

As far as sex goes, occasionally I’ll invite a second person

Isn’t he just amplifying it?

I posted this on Mastodon. In case you believe"alpha males" are smart, there is a bodybuilders forum that argued for page after page about how many days there are in a week.

https://youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?si=Lf-fcuVnT4IWzKNB

Hanina ben Dosa was a first century Jewish miracle worker from Galilee. He was one of many who supposedly did a lot of the same things as Jesus, miracle healings, casting out demons, made it rain, etc, but wasn’t an apocalyptic with a messianic complex.

Anyway… there was a snake in town that had bit and hurt people. When he heard of it he went to the snakes hole and put his foot over it. The snake bit him and the snake died. The people came up with the first Chuck Norris meme. “Woe to anyone who is bitten by the snake, but woe to the snake that bites Hanina ben Dosa.”

You’re gonna bring them back and send them to paradise?