Just ruined 35 years of me avoiding spoilers. Thanks a lot.

Just rename Estonia to EstoniAI and people will apparently send you $1.5 billion no questions asked.

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This… this one?

Rule of thirds or something. Idk I’m not an artist.

They changed the state anthem of Mississippi a couple of years ago from Go Mississippi to One Mississippi. It’s no longer contextually hilarious and not nearly as hoki. I guess Mississippi decided they were not on the right track and probably were never going to get to the top.

Right? Just insane to think that Millenials would do that. Now let me read through this list of Time Magazines top 100 most influential people of 2009.

Holy crap the wait was worth it! I didn’t even know that was possible.

The title assured me that this was not satire. Since I have no critical thinking skills I’m not sure who to believe.

It’s real though.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/missing-woman-finds-herself-after-intense-search/

A bunch of enterprise services are Windows only. Also Active Directory is by far the best and easiest way to manage users and computers in an org filled with a bunch of end users on Windows desktops. Not to mention the metric shitload of legacy internal asp applications…

Found Bob Dole’s Lemmy account!

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