My sudoko app has a daily challenge.

Kinda like “Fun with Dick and Jane”. Looses job, feels like robbery is the answer.

There’s one for plumbing, open ended, in case you are to long for this one.

Why are you grilling them? It’s better than making others feel bad to make yourself feel better…

Don’t answer if you don’t like the question. Why be a dck about it?

It doesn’t hit the same when an ad pops up first…

Ha, rock on with your bad self.

You forgot the /s…

Is it on the tip of your tongue?

Beepers were all the rage when I was in high school. Beeper goes off, look at the number and decide if you want to call it back. Different codes for different friends. Then scramble to find a payphone if you wanted to call someone back.

What the fuck did I just watch?

I’m sorry. What was that? I was just thinking about strangling you.

Imagine taking a water cannon to the face with one of those on…

That one lady looked genuinely confused. Did he sew all the layers together? How do they stay like that? The other guy lost his pants just walking.

Have I ever told you that you’re doing a good job?

No?

Ever wonder why?

It looks like it gives her the creeps…

8. I like the Zebra.Got them at Dollar Tree or one of the Dollar stores.

I hope his name is Forest…

Anyone can go through videos to get the perfect screenshot to make it look similar. We all saw what he did. Boot licker

A headstone, grave, urn, wedding dress, and any outfit used in a religious ceremony.

Venom/ injection

Poison/ ingestion

Edit:I’m not sure about absorption…