Jesus vs The Rock, let’s make that happend WWE!
Jesus vs The Rock, let’s make that happend WWE!
“here” being earth? me neither
Oh man I’m here just waiting to look at jesus and say “Fucking took you long enough!! wtf you doing up there while I was working my ass off you fuck? I hope that linda bitch is not coming with us!”
I would not complaint if my job made a mistake and I wasn’t able to go anywhere for 6 months… even if I had to be alone in space for 6 months I would not mind the peace, knowing I would be back at some point. The worst part for me is the other people there for sure.
Most of the times my favorite approach is not to be a bomb expert. To this day it has not failed me yet
As a woman I would choose the birds. At leas they will only kill me
If you’re old enough to watch TV you are already brainwashed. I’m 40 and even I know TV is dead. You should have added a phone
not all his life. Maybe it’s a younger bothoven
this can’t be someone’s dream job, it has to pay well
I don’t doubt I was joking because the vegan cat polemic
are we considering everything we owe the bank or only the checking account?! either way those are rookie numbers
omg not the feeding pets again
Excuse me sir but piranhas are carnivorous fish and you should only feed them meet! Those vegans again! s/
…for the sake of the piggies’ digestion
yep because they’ll even eat the theeth and any artificial work done to it, but they will poop it out later… and we all know how that turned out for ol’ bobby
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oh that’s true, they even eat human bones… I heard
live by the sword die by tbe sword
Tbf nowdays you’re lucky if you get to court. Some are just gunned down