I think the joke is that since it’s so close to Easter they meet halfway to heaven

that’s a good question: does a moving medium influence the speed of light?

This is somehow right in the uncanny valley for me, even without a face.

“man door hand hook car door”: I am not wise enough to understand the sextuple nominative, might be an ancient incantation.

For me, it helps to have some time before work where you can get stuff done. Of course you need to go to bed earlier, which is the tricky part. So shifting part of the free time to the morning hours.