Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That’s today, when Pope Francis passes over. They’re going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme
According to the christian fantasy book “the bible”, today’s the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn’t dead after being crusified 3 days earlier
I don’t understand. Is Jesus just surprised that his priest is so wealthy or smth ?
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Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That’s today, when Pope Francis passes over. They’re going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme
*almost 3 days.
They call it 3 to make it work with prophecy.
Lmfao. This one is so creative it passed right over my head.
Me too - my take on it was the end of the world is nigh and Jesus is returning to Earth, but on the way back he passes Francis’ soul
According to the christian fantasy book “the bible”, today’s the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn’t dead after being crusified 3 days earlier
You could just say “According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days”
Trying hard to offend people, are we?
Saying the dude was resurrected from dead after 3 days dead is a bold claim
I think the joke is that since it’s so close to Easter they meet halfway to heaven
Oh, we’re half way there
Oh-oh, livin’ on a prayer
Take my popemobile, we’ll make it, I swear
Oh-oh, livin’ on a prayer
!lemmysings@lemm.ee
I too view memes only through a class struggle lens
Nah. Jesus is rising from the dead and the pope is joining them