The way he delivered that line was Oscar worthy.

I’ve had some shitty jobs, but following a geriatric obese man huff and puff his way around a golf course only for him to be horrible at it. I’d let the shooter fire first then make a move.

So after buying WaPo, bezos wants in on social media. Got to pump out the propaganda where the kids are

And instead of going back, they’ll say some kid deleted the old stuff after copying it into the new system.

Given a choice, the brain will always take the laziest path. Which is why watching a screen and turning off your brain is so easy. The fact that it’s also designed to give you a dopamine hit makes it hard to stop.

you can make a ferris sweep. you would just choose which side you’d want and setup your layout with QMK. If you want Bluetooth, just use the nice! Nano controller. A coworker built one. It’s tiny, about the size of your hand. He would also carry it around in his pockets and connect through USB to his phone for emails.

The only problem is he customized the hell out of the layout. I think he used Colemak. His layers kinda looked like this:

He said he had trouble using regular keyboards after getting used to it. He always had to carry it around with him.

I just fixed the dishwasher that is original to the house. I’ve never used a dishwasher before(ty technology connections). my god is it loud and keeps giving me a heat attack even a week after using it, but I can’t argue with clean dishes.

Manual occupies their phone hand. How is someone supposed to heart content so the algorithm gives them more of it!

Using the PRiNDle opens one up for so many activities.

That YOINK!

Reply all. Take me off this email chain.

Uneven load shifted as I was about halfway out. Too afraid to try to shift the forks over to try and balance it as it was up about 8m up. The most experienced operator passed by 10 seconds later and said yeah hold up and pushed the load towards the center. After it was safely on the ground, he asked if I got scared. Told him I needed to check my pants. He laughed and said," good! You’ll always remember and it will never happen to you again."

I thought it was satire at first and thought, how long before they start going after stereotypes? Then I saw it was just that one person and thought damn someone misconfigured their backups and lost their job.

I haven’t kept up. Are they still 10 years ahead of their competitors? I know they had better yields than, let’s say, Samsung.

I remember 256MB sticks were a game changer for me. 1TB still seems unnecessarily to me. You carrying Wikipedia in there?!

Some where, there’s a guy in a basement getting a handshake and plaque.

I usually have to use starter fluid first time each year. I beat the shit out of it. Only changed the oil once, when I bought it second hand. I’m really waiting for it to fail to buy electric, but it’s been 3 years and and still going strong.

All we gotta do is convince the sky to jump in, and these billionaires are gonna have to drive everywhere.