What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
This. Is. Democracy. Manifest!
Ahh yes, I see you know your Judo well… Good one.
GET your HAND off my PENISSSSS!
I’m trying to read this in any other voice but I can’t
I aspire to be like Dilbert’s father and just live in a an all-you-can-eat buffet because if I never leave, I can eat forever.
god that short lived series was hilarious. very unfortunate that the creator turned out to be a proper cunt.
Damn I just saw this
this was the first thing I thought of. nice to see a link already here. thanks!
That’s some 90s comedy right there
Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?!
Democracy manifest!
I just wanna be called “sir” without it being followed by “you’re making a scene.”
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
Oh. I’m making a scene. A scene covered in gravy, and a side of soft serve ice cream and sprinkles. Lots of sprinkles.
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
Relevant Curb Your Enthusiasm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEobUCTpV1M
And what happened after you were asked to leave?
We pretty much went straight home.
Mrs Simpson, let me remind you, you are under oath.
We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat fish buffet.
And when you couldn’t find one…?
We went fishing.
Lionel Hutz was a great character. RIP Phil Hartman.
RIP Phil
Fuck Andy Dick
Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?
