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blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)English0·5 days agoPolyploid!
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia ArticleEnglish0·9 days agoSonic 1 had just come out for the Genesis and was hugely popular while In Living Color was on TV- and that awful live action Mario Bros movie hadn’t come out yet, so he probably would have been all for the idea.
The EABOD protocol, and / or the DIAF protocol.
Does she know…? Does she know she’s an ad?
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Can't solve the captcha because I don't know what `undefined` isEnglish1·13 days agoI think it’s the one with an
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in it
[ Pictured: lonely incels worshiping a guy who tells them how to impress women by calling them “females” and how to make friends by acting like they’re smarter than everyone they meet ]
Sad wall of text, here’s some Orb to cheer you up
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•[AmandaPanda] How to Use a French PressEnglish0·16 days agoAnything?
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Could maybe use some more testingEnglish0·17 days agoIs this the woke color ideology they’ve been pushing in the optical marxist indoctrination centers? “Color is a spectrum…?” ridiculous! God made two kinds of light: red and not red. Anything else is degeneracy.
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•AI will never replace codersEnglish0·17 days agoNo, we aren’t prepared, because there is no we. And they don’t have to acknowledge any such thing, because they are literal fucking psychopaths.
“UBI…?” Hahahaha. NO.
They intend to wring every last drop of productivity out of what’s left of the working class, finish the job of consolidating all wealth at the top and leaving us with absolutely nothing. After that, the plan is to keep the angry starving hordes away from the walls of their freedom cities and luxury bunkers and super-ultra-mega-yachts with AI powered auto-turrets and kill-bots and murder-drones and robot dogs with frickin flamethrowers on their heads.
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blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Fediverse@lemmy.world•Stop Internet Searching and Start Asking on Fediverse?English2·19 days agoStill not nearly as annoying as the French refusal to just say huitante or nonante. “93” is “Quadrupletwenty-thirteen?” Êtes-vous foutant défoncé??
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Do you understand how many people 350 million is? How did this worm ridden ball sack float to the top?English0·1 month agoGrandbobby Nurgle
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Looking for someplace dark and dampEnglish0·1 month ago
Dee-dee-dee-dee-deeedoooo, bingBONG, bingBONg-clickclack…gsssSsssSshhHhhhhh…GGSSSSHHHHHT
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-_ alt –_ binaries —_ pictures ----_ wholesome
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today]English0·1 month agoThis is actually one of the most interesting and entertaining timelines.
There was only supposed to be enough source data to make it to 2012- and that was originally a very generous buffer, since a fraction of a percent of Earths last more than 10 years after both networked computers and nuclear weapons have been invented in-simulation.
So, the operators decided not to pull the plug and just let this one run its course.
As it extrapolates history farther and farther outside of the initial parameters, the simulator is cannibalizing itself with feedback and undergoing model collapse.
Potato salad is a legitimate foodstuff, however- in the United States it is unfortunately a gateway substance- leading to increasingly foamy forms of macaroni-celery salad, and ending ultimately in marshmallow grape walnut kool-hwip jello salad.
Not sufficiently fascist leaning. It’s coming, Palantir’s just waiting for the go-ahead…