Was anyone else expecting the Nic Cage slap?

You’re not likely to get far with a 16x RAM -> swap ratio

Also all a full swap means is that your computer has determined that it has 976M of cold pages that were eligible to be swapped out

Um ackshully, can you name a person wealthier than Elon Musk that’s ever stood on dirt, loam, soil, silt, or clay?

Checkmate atheists

ce n’est pas un rocher

That’s it, I need to hook up a controller to my PC so I can open Htop with a button press

Correct me if I’m mistaken, but it seems like most of the adoptions called out in the report were in the 60s-90s

It just strikes me as tragic that South Korea is dealing with a demographic shift / aging population, all of those net lost children might have moved the needle a little bit

I would be impressed if there was any brand of car on any of the moons of Jupiter tbh

The last (major league) baseball game I went to was like 3 hours long, and that was just the game, plenty of time to have a beer (or multiple) and sober up, especially because that 3 hours didn’t include time waiting for people to file out of the stadium and etc

It’s like getting stoned watching Avatar at the theater

hey, you’re ahead in Robot karma than if you tossed it in the trash =b

GTS 450 lol

please no, XFCE is my last refuge for machines too old to support Wayland

Where are y’all getting 5000 cfm box fans?

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

Imagine paying to have light over a rival’s apartment XD