Palantir is a mysterious and powerful data analytics firm

… And its mystery is exceeded only by its power?

I’ve heard good things about Pimsleur

The LLM peddlers seem to be going for that exact result. That’s why they’re calling it “AI”. Why is this surprising that non-technical people are falling for it?

For real this time, guys! Linux is going to displace Windows this year. This is the straw that’s gonna cause a mass migration to the command line, trust me bro

$10 says whoever’s in charge of this $500 billion project is just going to wrap ChatGPT, pocket $490 billion, then go ask for more.

They’re scream testing the whole government, one piece at a time.

Manor lords who want to see attackers coming from a distance. Requires a few dedicated serfs for all the scything, but such is the cost of protecting one’s estates.

The 2038 problem is going to be +3C global warming, ensuing wet bulb temperatures and mass starvation due to breadbasket failures. (debbie downer sound)

(angry upvote)

What kind of weed helps concentration? The kind I’ve had makes me lose interest in my own sentences halfway through.

Are the “Windows evangelists” in the room with us right now? Every Windows admin I know hates Microsoft with a burning rage. Literally the only people I’ve ever seen promote Windows are being paid to do it.

Counterintuitively, that’s one reason I like dealing with Windows: the community knows what it is and doesn’t pretend otherwise, like some other more “zealous” fan bases.

I still can’t believe that 46k people are both that stupid and have 100k to spend.

I’ve been donating for a while. Not pleased to learn about the lavish CEO pay. Probably going to stop.

But I was hysterically assured that AI was going to take all our jobs?

Can’t tell if this is satire or just more deluded, out of touch wishful thinking. Don’t get me wrong: I would LOVE to see Microsoft dethroned. But Windows would have to become literally unusable before we see a mass migration to Linux.