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xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•he got himself a job working boom mic with a film crew0·6 days agoHe died for our CinemaSins
(ding)
Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body
Ceremorphosis, eh?
Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”
ಠ_ಠ
my face when
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing0·7 days agoGood god man think of the fruitarians
xkbx@startrek.websiteto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Me ruling you for not supporting lgbt youth rights5·13 days agoQuench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!
That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Bello Bear 7 April 2025 “Hawaiian Pizza II - The Hypocrisy” [OC] - Please subscribe !bellobearofficial@lemmy.world for new comics Mon, Wed and Friday!0·16 days agoIs that pig down with cannibalism?
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?
but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool
Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating
Have you tried flinging your own feces
I find it to be… flings a type 3
Ya almost got me dawg
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What's the community for stuff like this?0·24 days agoI recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)
This video is ancient. I’m not saying that time has any bearing on consent, just that OP is unlikely the original videographer, nor possessing the means to contact this gyrating, pants-less man.
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•When bad guys capture you, instead of torture, they should just have someone charming take you out for drinks.0·26 days agoMan that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me, awkward, trying to make small talk with a Brit. 2025, Colourised.0·29 days agoIs that Simon Templeman!?
Hahaha clever meme this is very funny like what an excellent anime capture, what anime would you even watch to get such a funny still, like what episode at which minute would you even be able to watch this scene haha