Pierbattista Pizzaballa (born 21 April 1965). Yes that is a real cardinal, and that is his name
Dude is meant for the job. Based as hell, needs a name change, his birthday is the day the last pope died
Why does his name sound like an Italian brainrot animal
I have no idea what a brain rot animal is, but somehow I agree
You didn’t do shit about the child rapists, Frankie. Turn that car around, you’re going the other way!
Is this how I learn Pope Francis is dead?
Memes are a direct line to reality. I saw it last night first on Imgur, took a few mins to hit other places.
Guess so! Right there with you myself!
I hope the next pope is as cool and modern as people not paying attention thought Francis was. And at least as infuriating to American conservatives.
I suggest Zendaya.
I usually say fuck the pope but I don’t know what to do with the feelings of a zendaya pope.
It wouldn’t be the first time a Pope had 2 young strong males kissing in front of them at their arousal.
Have anyone of color in a movie role and people get all worked up on “wokeness”, let’s see what a black pope would do.
Yup. Same
Jesus: “Shit, they got you, too?”
Pope: “At least you didn’t have to meet JD Vance.”
“Ugh. Rather be crucified.”
I don’t understand. Is Jesus just surprised that his priest is so wealthy or smth ?
I too view memes only through a class struggle lens
Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That’s today, when Pope Francis passes over. They’re going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme
Lmfao. This one is so creative it passed right over my head.
Me too - my take on it was the end of the world is nigh and Jesus is returning to Earth, but on the way back he passes Francis’ soul
*almost 3 days.
They call it 3 to make it work with prophecy.
I think the joke is that since it’s so close to Easter they meet halfway to heaven
Oh, we’re half way there
Oh-oh, livin’ on a prayer
Take my popemobile, we’ll make it, I swear
Oh-oh, livin’ on a prayer
According to the christian fantasy book “the bible”, today’s the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn’t dead after being crusified 3 days earlier
You could just say “According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days”
Trying hard to offend people, are we?
Saying the dude was resurrected from dead after 3 days dead is a bold claim
Check the news
Nah. Jesus is rising from the dead and the pope is joining them
What a magical coincidence!
