thank god you circled it, I wasn’t sure what was being pointed at
I love the ambiguity of what you’re supposed to throw in the river
I love what appears to be a citation.
So you’re saying there’s a chance anyone fascinated with a piece of cheese might be a woman?
You’ve got it all wrong. Any woman with fascination might be a cheese.
And here i was hoping any fascination is a woman cheesing it.
Lets test that: 🧀
Are you a woman now?
… Maybe.
Who needs estrogen when you have c h e e s e
Por que no los dos
This spell has mixed results with my fiance; she LOVES cheese but is horribly allergic to it. Not life-threatening, but painfully bad.
Is she allergic to it because of the lactose? We can already make vegan cheese that’s the exact same as real cheese (literally, I don’t mean it just tastes the same) except that it doesn’t contain lactose. There’s a company in Europe that’s ready to mass produce it but the EU is taking their time with giving them the permit to sell it. I don’t know how the situation is where you live.
According to the book, there’s no need for them to eat it, you just have to give it to them, although I think they may have mixed up ‘fascinate’ and ‘confuse’.
Cheese is good
What kind of cheese? That changes the outcome for me significantly.
A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.
Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you’ll receive in exchange.
And in case you’re wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.
Let’s talk about some aged goat cheese directly from Tuscany.
Source: experimental investigation.
This really deserves at least 3/4 the amount of upvotes as the one it’s responding to
It finally makes sense, Tom is a man and Jerry is a woman.
Cheese nuts
Fascinate in the sense that she’ll spend the next five minutes confused as to why you gave her cheese.
Might be the wrong kind then.
My cheese wasn’t Gouda ‘nough?
That joke was sharp. ._. hehehe
Smell my cheese!
Are these in order? So stealing her shoe and a hairpin with hair in it, and then when she confronts you offer the cheese as a diversion?
You have found the new movie plot that Hallmark has been looking for.
I was thinking it would be one of those mangas with really really long names:
“I Cast 99 Spells to Make Her Love Me, But the Only Thing That Worked Was Cheese!”
As a woman I agree
As a man I wanted to clarify that I am also easily fascinated by cheese
Would you like a babybel?
I love this 👌
Die Welt braucht mehr von dir 🤩
Shitty water colors younger cousin
i had this book when I was an edgy teenager in my middle class bedroom rubbing olive oil on taper candles from the grocery store and… wait this is sounding like something different entirely
where are those candles winding up?
yeah i know it dawned on me quite quickly where it sounded like that was heading…
these “white magic” paperback books from Borders would have you anoint candles with oil to like, I dont fuckin know, endow them with your intention (Id wish the girl in algebra would notice me, so the book’d tell you to think about her while putting oil on a pink candle so when you burn it your “spell” would go into the air or some crap)
that particular book there though was page after page like that where it said shit like “for protection from your enemies wrap some wire around leaf and put it under your doormat”