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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 23 days ago

Dream job!

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Dream job!

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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 23 days ago
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  • missandry351@lemmings.world
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    22 days ago

    Literally paying to work

  • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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    23 days ago

    Sounds illegal.

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      Does whatever country this is posted from not have a minimum wage? Screenshot says USA, I thought they did have one?

      • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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        23 days ago

        Yes, but since volunteering is a thing, they may think they’re in the clear. Doubt they are though.

    • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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      23 days ago

      Everytime I hear about the need to pay to do a job, my mind immediately jumps to pyramid scheme.

      • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de
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        23 days ago

        If you need to pay for something, it is a huge red flag.

  • Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works
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    23 days ago

    Earn -$500 lol

    • Windex007@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      -24k a year

      • boydster@sh.itjust.works
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        23 days ago

        Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks

        (I’m only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)

        • Windex007@lemmy.world
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          Easy mistake to make. Also words can not describe my admiration and respect for someone who can leave a comment like this up with a humble edit.

          I might double check your math if we split the cheque, but unlike 99% of the people on the internet, I already can tell that I would WANT to have a supper with you.

        • thawed_caveman@lemmy.world
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          23 days ago

          It’s per week.

          500 x 4 = 2000/month

          2000 x 12 = 24k

          By all means i’d love to split restaurant bills with you ;)

          • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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            23 days ago

            There are 52 weeks in a year not 48. 500 x 52 = 26000.

          • boydster@sh.itjust.works
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            23 days ago

            Oh I made the stupid mistake and projected it outwards lol, my bad, I apologize and edited my post

        • cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world
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          23 days ago

          $500 per week - 500x48=24k with 4 weeks of thankfully “unpaid” vacation

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            United States

            4 weeks of vacation

            Lol

            If the employee “works” every day of the year they earn -$26000

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              My longest vacation was 3 months.*

              * …after I got laid off.

        • PeepingTom@lemmynsfw.com
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          23 days ago

          How many weeks are there in a year?

          • boydster@sh.itjust.works
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            23 days ago

            Well I planned for 12 apparently, so I guess I demand a lot of vacation time. I call it the Job Creator schedule.

          • tourist@lemmy.world
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            23 days ago

            a lot

          • ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one
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            23 days ago

            52

      • Dasus@lemmy.world
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        23 days ago

        “But you’re not considering how valuable this experience will be!”

        • ulterno@programming.dev
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          23 days ago

          So much to evade that gap in the resume

          • Dasus@lemmy.world
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            23 days ago

            What gap?

            I’ve not been unemployed, I’ve been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I’m not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

            • foofiepie@lemmy.world
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              23 days ago

              Hmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.

              • Dasus@lemmy.world
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                23 days ago

                No if you know they’re gonna have to check, then you’ve worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry.

                You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.

                • foofiepie@lemmy.world
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                  23 days ago

                  Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    big brain move

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

      • Furbag@lemmy.world
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        23 days ago

        Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?

        • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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          23 days ago

          Sorry, your insurance doesn’t cover that, so it would have to be out of pocket.

          Bring a cashier’s check for $7,400 to lunch and we’ll take care of the rest! ❤️

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        23 days ago

        But it’s casual dress, and there’s a pizza party afterward!

  • njm1314@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Is shit like this counted when they list the number of open job in the country?

    • Artyom@lemm.ee
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      23 days ago

      Almost certainly, they’re counting on their “audits” consisting of a script that looks for “$500 per week” in the descriotion to confirm that they’re posting ads.

    • drkt@scribe.disroot.org
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      23 days ago

      Yes, that’s the point.

    • Oxysis/Oxy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      23 days ago

      Knowing how backwards things are here, yeah probably

  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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    23 days ago

    This is two years old if not older. Why is this popping up here?

    • baines@lemmy.cafe
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      23 days ago

      bots

    • Voyajer@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      Because it’s still funny

    • Jyek@sh.itjust.works
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      23 days ago

      I’ve seen this meme before, therefore it is inconveniencing my internet experience and that is against the rules!

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      OH MY GOD I SAW SOMETHING OLD!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!

    • Evotech@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand_2x.png

  • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee
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    23 days ago

    Cross posting this to shitty million dollar ideas. This is the kind of out of the box thinking that we need to increase corporate profits and pump up those numbers. You are a real go getter here. good job.

  • affiliate@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

  • Brumefey@sh.itjust.works
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    22 days ago

    The fact that I’m wondering if it serious or a joke, is worrisome…

    • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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      It’s definitely a joke or some sort of weird art statement, the only thing that bothers me is that I once got my decade-old account banned from LinkedIn for posting a job that they decided was discriminatory because it had a language requirement, and yet somehow this has passed their filters?

      • Brumefey@sh.itjust.works
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        22 days ago

        You say definitely but it could be serious. In China there are people who pay to work, to avoid being « flagged » as unemployed, which apparently is worse than paying for a fake job.

  • Sibshops@lemm.ee
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    23 days ago

    Link so I can apply?

    • enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      23 days ago

      yeah itd be a shame if they got flooded with bs applications

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      23 days ago

      Not OP but pretty sure it’s this one. Good luck!

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        23 days ago
        spoiler spoiler

        thanks, i really wanted to hear this song but was too lazy to search it!

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          Glad to be of service. At least one person appreciates the effort I put into this

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        spoiler

        Unfortunately for you I can recognise the URL of the official video upon hover. Try a reupload next time maybe :)

  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Besides the obvious tipoff, is there some sort of fraudulent or tax reason why they would make the employee pay for it?

    • qaz@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      Maybe so you can hire people from overseas?

  • TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee
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    23 days ago

    Dream job for the employer, that is.

  • pacology@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Amateurs. Just call the weekly fee tuition, the position a research assistant, and the company a university and they are all set.

  • kibiz0r@midwest.social
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    23 days ago

    Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

    When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

    Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      23 days ago

      Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

      That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

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      Also bonus times for writing those prompts on company time.

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